Thursday, January 17, 2013

My Tests Came Back: I'm Positive

Before I post today's article, I want to let readers know that a friend of the Big F.U., Leah, has changed the web address of her blog. The new address is: Make sure to save this new address to your favorites, or bookmark, which ever you prefer. Just read it! Now, on to the article.

Fuzzheads, I am in one of those moods today, where EVERYONE pisses me off. I have no room in my life for stupid people, and there are plenty. I also have no room in my life for douche bags, ingrates, selfish bastards, ego maniacs, people who think they know it all and yet they know nothing (Tonya, sound like someone we know? LOL), and intolerant assholes. Those people can just back the fuzz away from me and never try to enter my life. You are not wanted, so scram. It's fun removing these low lives from your own life. Very refreshing.

I let you in on a little personal story yesterday regarding an ex-girlfriend. That story was 100% true. I wouldn't lie to my readers. See, I want my readers to be informed. I bet if a poll was taken today, Big F.U. readers would be more informed than Faux News viewers. I believe in honest reporting, not touting a losing and tired party line. Wait, this isn't about that comedy network, this is about something personal about me. That's right.

Well, readers, I have been busy lately. Busy writing. And I don't mean just the blog. I'm talking about other projects. Projects near and dear to my heart. Projects I have always wanted to try to accomplish, just never did. I have plenty of time on my hands, and figured if I put my mind to it, I'd be able to finally start accomplishing some of these goals.

See, Fuzzy has been out of work for over a year. I'll be out of work two years this summer. No matter how many jobs I apply to, no one seems to want to bring me in for an interview. I can admit to you, my loyal readers, the job search is very disheartening. Job after job. Application after application. And the result, always the same: Thank you for your interest. After further consideration, even though your resume and credentials are impressive, we are going with other candidates that best fit our needs for the position. Thank you and good luck. Okay, I got two words for ya, SUCK IT!

Today's F.U. does not go to these HR people who only look at a piece of paper, or an email, to determine if a job applicant is a good fit or not. Nope. They are only doing their job. As frustrating as it is, I understand. All I can do is keep plugging away. People say something will turn up for you. I've been saying that since June of 2011. Nothing has turned up yet. Sometimes I feel nothing will. But this isn't what I want to talk about today. One day I may tackle these little sayings, these positive quotes of the day, but not today.

There are people out there who love to make others miserable. They love to bring people down. They get a kick out of telling you that you cannot do something, that you will only fail. These people love to be negative all the time. The Fuzz has no time for negativity in my life either.

I ask, what purpose does it serve to tell someone they can never accomplish something? Does it make you feel good? Do you just hate to see someone succeed? Maybe you are afraid that someone's life will be better than yours? You are just pathetic. Misery loves company right? Well, I prefer to be alone.

No one can ever stop me from doing what I want to do, or accomplishing something I have my heart set on. No one but me that is. I've had people tell me doing certain things are a waste of my time, effort, money, and energy. You know what I say back to them? FUZZ YOU!

Last year, I started a different kind of blog. The idea came from a fan forum I had joined, where we had a little fun with movies. The goal was to watch 365 different movies during the year, with special weekly and monthly challenges. So, I decided to document my participation in a blog. Yea, I know, there are 1000's of other blogs out there which do the same. I read a few of them, following one or two. I had a friend tell me I was wasting my time, no one would read. After that comment, I became even more determined to do that blog. And I did.

Turns out, that person was right. No one read it. Not even my friends, those people who are supposed to be supportive of you. Not one view in two months. So, I gave up. I really wasn't having fun doing it anyway. Not like this blog. I'm loving this one. And I think it shows in my writing, just how much I love this subject matter.

I'm rambling now, so this is where I will wrap things up. I want to say to you, my readers, never let anyone tell you that you could not accomplish something. Put your heart and mind into it. You can do it. Life is too short to worry about failure. Do it. Go for it. Try. If you fail, keep trying. If you fall off your bike, you don't just put it away, do you? Nope. You get back on and try. Life is the same as riding a bike. You need to keep trying every time you get knocked down. Put your mind to it, you CAN do it!

So, Fuzzy Nation (yes, I still hate that), join me in giving the Negative Nellies, the Debbie Downers, the people who want to kick sand in your face, the ones who never think positive today's Big. F.U.

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