Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Update

As I have said in a few previous posts, as well as tweets, I've been taking classes to obtain a state license for my business. Classes just ended. In order to pass the course we had to pass one of two final exams. Well, I passed them both. Barely passing the first one but acing the second. I have set up a date for my state exam. Once I pass the state exam, I'll be licensed. This is a major career change for me. I'm nervous, I admit. But excited at the same time.

I'm studying all day, every day, during this week before my exam, so no new articles. I do apologize for that. But I need to take care of things in my personal life. I'll get back to writing more articles, I promise. I won't leave you!

Until then, message me on Twitter. Or hook up with me on Facebook. I'd love to chat with each and every one of you!

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Better Late Than Never, Right?

I know, I'm late. The day is almost over. But, I have an excuse. A good one. Busy! Busy! Busy! But, that doesn't mean I forgot about you. How can I? You are all great!

I want to send out a happy Valentine's Day to all the lovely ladies who read Daily Dose of the Big F.U. even though I haven't been posting daily. I have some good news on the horizon, personal good news. I'll probably be limited for the next week or so as I prepare for a huge state exam.

So, ladies, here you go, some roses for all of you...



Opps wrong roses!!!! Here you go, the real roses for you lovelies!



Hope you all had a wonderful Valentine's Day!

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Fox News or A Joke?



Sorry it's been a while since I posted. Class is kicking my ass. But, it is almost over. As long as I pass this class I can take my state exam. I'll know Friday of this week. If I pass, I'm scheduling my state exam right away. I want to get licensed as fast as I can. So fear not Fuzzy Fans, I'm still here. And now, time for some F.U.!

As some of you probably guessed, I am not a Fox News fan. I even have a problem calling them news. They are a propaganda machine for the right wing, basis no news story on fact, and if they do try, they fail. They are a crumbling news network. The last Presidential election proved just how unreliable this so-called network is. And people wonder why Fox News viewers are the most misinformed?

Well, Fox News did it again. Trying to promote "traditional marriage" Fox News ran a picture of a bride and groom kissing after sharing their vows. But, there was only one problem. The couple was lesbian. That's right. Two women getting married. And Fox News ran the picture. And we wonder why Fox News is at record lows in ratings? Well, maybe cause they are a bunch of inbred twits.

Here is the picture:






















Picture is courtesy of Being Liberal (Facebook page).


So, people, laugh at those brain dead idiots over there at Fox News. Yet another misstep for this poor excuse of a news network.

Oh and Rupert Murdoch and the rest of the Fox News morons, FUCK YOU!



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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

This Is A Call To All Members of Fuzz Nation

I'm sure you have noticed I haven't posted as much as I did when I first started this blog. That is because I've been a tad busy of late with school. My nights aren't free as they once were, studying and reviewing the material covered in class. Good thing is, this class is only two weeks long. Bad thing is, there is a lot of cramming I need to do so I can pass my state test and become a licensed sales rep. More about that as time passes by.

However, I do feel as if I am letting my readers down. And disappointment is NOT what I am about. I want to bring you enjoyment. I want to bring you entertainment. I want to put a smile on your face. I want to be the one who makes you realize it is okay to tell one person, or a group of people to fuck off (though I don't recommend doing it in person... could lead to permanent injury LOL). I'll get articles out when I can, once I have something prepared, ready for me to shoot off at the hip, or mouth, or how ever that saying goes.

Which brings me to this post. I do want things to be interactive. I don't feel I've succeeded in that aspect. One, maybe two articles had a reply to it. But that has been it. I was hoping people would comment either here on the blog or on Facebook, even on Twitter. We have had some interactivity, but not much.

Something else I wanted to do was have guest authors. I know there are people you want to give the finger to on a daily basis. Heck, I see Facebook posts!!!! Well, instead of putting it on Facebook, how about venting here? Talk to me. Tell me who you want to rage against. I'll work with you in getting your article posted. Especially now since I will be tied up (no, not in the good way: to a bed with a hot young blond looking to make me her boy toy for a night, or two, or three) with school, studying, and test preparations.

What do you say readers? Want to write an article where you flip someone off? Then please email me at thebigfublog@gmail.com or send me a message on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/DailyDoseOfTheBigFu or on Twitter: @FuzzyUrlachter. I want to hear from you.


Monday, February 4, 2013

Please... SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

We are in the year 2013. We live in America. We live in a country where all men (and women) are created equal. Unless you are a Republican. Then the only people created equal are white men. Minorities, homosexuals, and women you aren't invited to the party, so don't bother showing up. That notion was pretty evident during the last election cycle. White Republican males couldn't keep their feet out of their mouths any time the talk centered around women's rights, rape, and abortion. Ever since Barack Obama became President four years ago, white males (Republican white males) have been in a tizzy. A black man is in the White House. The world was going to end. Well guess what scumbags? The world is still here.

And why are Republicans so against homosexual rights? What are they afraid of? Are they afraid we will find out half of the God fearing, Bible humping, good Christian Republican males are actually.... GAY? I mean, how many married Republican males in Congress have had flings with their male staffers? Or solicited sex in men's bathrooms? Google it. There have been plenty. And why are they so worried about the definition of marriage? They keep harping on marriage being between one man and one woman. They claim homosexual marriage would ruin the sanctity of marriage. Um, aren't heterosexual couples doing a good enough job of that? Look at the sham marriages of Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian. Kim's lasted what, 72 days? Britney's first marriage, to Jason Allen Alexander lasted all of 55 hours. Then she married Kevin Federline in 2004, only to divorce him in 2007. Here is another one for ya. David Vitter, Louisiana Republican. Dropped out of the Governor race because.... he had a relationship with a prostitute WHILE MARRIED! And guess where he stands on same sex marriage? He wants a Constitutional amendment banning same sex couples from legally getting married. So, I guess it is okay to fuck a hooker behind your wife's back. I guess cheating is okay as long as you are a straight male. Right?

What I find truly funny is, Republicans proclaim to be of deep Christian faith. But then, they hate anyone who isn't white or rich. Figure that out. Those are some good Christian morals.

Which brings me to the person who wins today's Big F.U. (and the first one I am dishing out in a few days). The Boy Scouts of America are considering lifting the strict ban on gay membership. Welcome to 2013 Boy Scouts of America! But of course, some sexist, racist, inbred moron had to open his big fat mouth and spouted off about this possible change.

Rick Perry, the moronic governor of Texas (gee, why can't Texans elect governors who are smart?) has now come out and denounced the Boy Scouts of America's plan to revisit the ban. He claims that the Boy Scouts are caving to popular culture. Popular Culture? Really Rick? Is that the best you could do? You are a hater, a bigot, and nothing more. I guess we should have expected something as asinine as this coming from the man who owns a hunting ground called "Niggerhead." Want to take us back to 1950 Rick?

Texans, please, do us a favor and get yourself educated. You keep voting for these bigots. Makes you all look bad. And Texan politicians stay in your state and stop trying to come on to the national scene, especially President. Nothing good has come out of Texas (this includes Jessica Simpson, Dallas Cowboys, Texas Rangers, and the Bushes). Stay home. Leave the rest of us who want to see this country PROGRESS, not REGRESS alone. And if you really want to keep talking about succession, I'll do you one better. I'd vote for selling Texan back to Mexico and make you all Mexicans. You would all lose your American citizenship. We'd then build an electrified fence around the border and keep it protected with our military. You try to cross, we'd shoot your ass. How do you like that now Texans? Sounds good to you still? I know it sounds good to me.

So, readers, join me in giving Rick Perry the Big (I'm just going to say it cause he deserves it) FUCK YOU!


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Sunday, February 3, 2013

House of Cards Review

Took me one and a half days to get through 13 episodes (hey, Fuzzy needs his sleep). But, I did not want to stop watching. Netflix has a winner on its hands with their original series "House of Cards".

"House of Cards" delves deep into the political underworld of the United States government. Back room deals, behind closed doors manipulation. Destroying political careers of your opponents. Using the media (especially unaware and desperate for success journalists). All in the name of power. Lies. Betrayal. Marital infidelity. This is Washington DC.

Kevin Spacey does an outstanding job as Congressman Francis Underwood. He brings this southern Democrat to life. Makes you feel as though Underwood could be a Congressman in reality. Underwood, seeks revenge for not being appointed Secretary of State and unleashes a plan that would bring down several politicians, all while trying to work toward his ultimate goal: POWER. Spacey 's acting ability is above and beyond many other Hollywood stars today. Perfect casting for this character.

I admit. I am a fan of Kate Mara. I've enjoyed her work, especially in "Happythankyoumoreplease". However, her talents come to the forefront in House of Cards. Ms. Mara plays a hungry journalist, Zoe Barnes. Her goal: become a top journalist at Washington Herald, no matter what price she has to pay. She befriends Congressman Underwood, who leaks her information as to what is going on on Capitol Hill. Her desire eventually becomes her downfall. She realizes she was used by Underwood, not just for helping him carry out his plan (though she doesn't seem to know that is what she is doing) as well as for sex. She becomes humble again after she moves on to a web blog, Slug Line.

Corey Stoll has to be given equal mention here. His character, Congressman Peter Russo is truly the tragic character of the series. He is a womanizer, drug user, and alcohol abuser whose past includes soliciting prostitutes. He is a divorced father of two who winds up falling in love with his secretary. Little does Russo know, he is just a pawn in Underwood's quest for power. He is used and abused more than Zoe Barnes, and the outcome is anything but happy for Peter.

Robin Wright's portrayal of Claire Underwood, Francis' wife, is brilliant. She plays the loving, caring wife to perfection. However, when you watch the series, you'll wonder if these two really do love each other. They seem to have an open marriage, with an understanding that each is allowed to sleep with others. And, at the same time, they claim they love each other.

Netflix has created another wonderful drama series. After the finale, I was craving more. Still am. And yet, I am also satisfied with the ending. Underwood's story concludes nicely, but more could be told. If Netflix does not come up with a second season, then fine. As I said, Underwood's story ended. But, there are some loose ends and possible cliff hangers that can be explored in a second season. Here's hoping "House of Cards" is a success, and Netflix orders a second season.

My recommendation: if you have a Netflix streaming account, watch "House of Cards" especially if you are interested in politics. If you do not have a Netflix streaming account, sign up. "House of Cards" is worth the registration.

Friday, February 1, 2013

It's Friday, and I'm In Love...

What? Oh no, Fuzzy hasn't found love. Well, maybe he has. A new Netflix original program called "House of Cards" starring Kevin Spacey. I'm only a few episodes into the 13 episode "season" but my God is it good. Has my complete attention. Kevin Spacey is an acting genius.


I'll provide a full review once I finish the entire season. I don't want to break the reviews us show by show. I'm too into the show, riveted by the story line, the acting, the drama. And Kate Mara... Wow, what a job she does in the show. Excellent!

Here is the cast:

Kevin Spacey - Representative Francis Underwood, Democrat from South Carolina. Francis is Majority Whip. After being passed up for the position of Secretary of State after being promised the nomination, he hatches a plan to seek revenge on the newly elected President

Robin Wright - Claire Underwood, Francis' wife

Kate Mara - Zoe Barnes, a reporter for the Washington Herald. She is tired of being a "metro" journalist, and seeks more of a top reporting role. She befriends Francis Underwood and breaks insider government information

Corey Stoll - Representative Peter Russo. He is a Democrat from Pennsylvania, who is known in the "circle" as a womanizer. He is engaged in an office romance with his secretary even though he continues to cavort with prostitutes while drinking and doing drugs.

Kristen Connolly - Christina Gallagher. Peter Russo's secretary and partner in their office affair.

Sakina Jaffrey - Linda Vasquez. Chief of Staff to the newly elected President.

Constance Zimmer - Janine Skorsky. Another reporter for Washington Herald.

Sandrine Holt - Gillian Cole. Leads a grass-roots organization which provides clean water to third-world countries.

Michael Gill - President Garrett Walker

Jayne Atkinson - Senator Catherine Durant

Mahershala Ali - Remy Danton, a lobbyist

Michael Kelly - Doug Stamper

Sebastian Arcelus - Lucas Goodwin

Ben Daniels - Adam Galloway

Boris McGiver - Tom Hammerschmidt

Dan Ziskie - Jim Matthews

Here is one of the trailers for House of Cards. Just click the link.