Saturday, January 11, 2014

Weekly Challenge Update (January 5 to 11)

Slow week with the movies. Only two viewed in seven days. Been busy, busy, busy. Drinking Buddies was the last update regarding movies. I managed to sneak one in today. On that note, I finished my first television show season.

The second movie I watched this week stars Chris Hemsworth, Josh Peck, Josh Hutcherson, Adrianne Palicki, Isabel Lucas, and Jeffery Dean Morgon in the 2012 remake of the 1884 movie Red Dawn. The 2012 release was actually filmed in 2009 with a 2010 release date. However, MGM was in financial trouble, which delayed the release of this film.

So, movie number 9 of the 365 Movies in 365 Days Challenge is:

Red Dawn




















And as mentioned above, I finished my first television series season. This show aired in Canada and has just entered its seventh season. Netflix streams the first four seasons, and every episode is currently available on iTunes. Based on a popular book series by Lauren Brooke, Heartland is a series about a family and the struggles to run a successful horse ranch and remain a close family.

With that said, television series season number 1 of the 52 television series seasons in 52 weeks is:

Heartland




















Recap of my list of movies to date:
1. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Wednesday, January 01, 2014
2. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Thursday, January 02, 2014
3. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Thursday, January 02, 2014
4. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Friday, January 03, 2014
5. Disney's Frozen Friday, January 03, 2014
6. Lovelace Saturday, January 04, 2014
7. Snow Queen Sunday, January 05, 2014
8. Drinking Buddies Tuesday, January 07, 2014
9. Red Dawn (2012) Saturday, January 11, 2014


Recap of the television series seasons to date:
1. Heartland (Season 1) Friday, January 10, 2014

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

January 7, 2014

Sorry for no post yesterday readers. I was caught up in work related issues and had no time, none, to watch a movie and post. But, I managed time today to watch one movie and to start a TV series. The TV series will not count until the entire season is complete. I will post it when I am finished with the season.

As for the movie, I picked one from Netflix today. The movie:

Drinking Buddies




















Drinking Buddies is an independent film released in 2013. The movie starts Olivia Wilde (looking as hot as always!!!); Jake Johnson, Anna Kendrick, and Ron Livingston. I do recommend if you like independent films.

I'm going to have free time tomorrow as well, so I hope to ad a few more movies to my growing list. Drinking Buddies is movie number 8 out of 365 to watch in 2014.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

January 5, 2014 (Day 5 of the 365 Movies in 365 Days Challenge)

Short but sweet post tonight. I know the year is young, but I have not missed a day yet without watching at least one movie. Today was a movie I streamed from Netflix.

Disney recently released a movie into the theaters called Frozen. The movie is loosely based on the fairy tale The Snow Queen. Actually, there are few elements between the two stories which are even close. I guess you can technically say Frozen was developed after Disney Animation could not find a proper adaptation of The Snow Queen for their liking.

Well, a Russian animation studio did manage to put an animated adaptation together. And released their version called Snow Queen. This version is closer to the fairy tale than Frozen is. But, Snow Queen is not as good as Frozen either. However, the movie is just fine for what it is. I guess they wanted to either beat Disney to the punch or ride Disney's coattails with Frozen.

And for those wondering, the movie is in English, not Russian.

Anyway, movie number 7 for the year is:

Snow Queen

365 Movies in 365 Days Recap (January 1, 2014 to January 4, 2014)

Every week I will keep you up to date regarding my watch list so you can keep track at home of my progress through this challenge. As of January 5, 2014, six movies have been watched, no TV series seasons completed as of yet. Remember, I am challenging myself to watch 365 movies in 365 days as well as 52 TV series seasons in 52 weeks.

Movies watched to date:

1. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl



















2. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest



















3. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End



















4. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides



















5. Disney's Frozen



















6. Lovelace










Friday, January 3, 2014

January 3, 2014 (Day 3 of the 365 Movies in 365 Days Challenge)

Three days into the new year. Three days into the 365 Day Movie Challenge. And today marks another successful day of movies, along with shoveling 10 inches of snow. I hate the winter.

On to the movies....

The first two days of the year, I chose to watch the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Well, the first three anyway. Today, movie number 4 in the challenge is the fourth installment of the series:

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides














On Stranger Tides stars Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow as he goes on a quest to find the Fountain of Youth. Some familiar faces appear: Geoffrey Rush as Barbossa and Kevin McNally as Gibbs. Some new faces join the franchise however. Ian McShane portrays notorious pirate Blackbeard; Penelope Cruz plays Blackbeard's daughter Angelica Teach; Sam Claflin plays Philip and Astrid Berges-Frisbey is the mermaid Syrena. Keith Richards, from the Rolling Stones, reprises his role as Captain Teague from At World's End.


After shoveling snow (still have more to do as my car is surrounded by a huge snow drift), I decided to take in a second movie. This movie fits the theme of the day: snow, ice, freezing cold. The movie is:

Disney's Frozen













Frozen is Disney's take on the fairy tale The Snow Queen. Talent lending their voice to the movie are Kristen Bell as Anna; Idina Menzel as Elsa; Jonathan Groff as Kristoff; Josh Gad as Olof; and Santino Fontana as Hans.

Tomorrow, I will recap the movies watched this week. Remember, if anyone has any suggestions as to which movies I should watch, feel free to contact me on Twitter, Facebook, via email, or post under the comments section right here on this blog!

UPDATE: 5 out of 365 watched so far in 2014. Only 360 movies to go.

January 2, 2014 (Day 2 of the 365 Movies in 365 Days Challenge)

A day behind, I know, but nonetheless. January 1, 2014, I watched the first installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies: The Curse of the Black Pearl. So, I figured I may as well just watch them all. So, on January 2, 2014, I watched two movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest





















Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End


















Johnny Depp once again wore the pirate gear and portrayed Captain Jack Sparrow. Also returning were Keira Knightly as Elizabeth Swann; Orlando Bloom as Will Turner, and Geoffrey Rush as Barbossa. Bill Nighy joined the cast in for these two installments playing Davy Jones. Also joining the cast: Stellan Skarsgard as Bootstrap Bill Turner; Tom Hollander as Cutler Beckett; and Naomie Harris as Tia Dalma. Jonathan Pryce and Jack Davenport also returned as their characters Governor Swann (Pryce) and Norrington (Davenport).

At World's End finished this trilogy nicely, though I did find some parts of the story forced. The love story between Will and Elizabeth reaches its conclusion with a rather funny scene on the Black Pearl during an epic battle scene in At World's End. And of course, the trilogy couldn't end without some more hi jinx from Captain Jack Sparrow.

I will soon follow up with a post for January 3, 2014.

MOVIE COUNT: 3 out of 365. Only 362 more to go!

Thursday, January 2, 2014

The 2014 365 Movies in 365 Days Challenge is Underway!

Sorry I didn't post last night as I wanted to. Some things you just cannot control. But there is something I can control, such as watching 365 movies in one year. And last night, as I planned and promised, I watched my first movie of 2014.

I know you are all wondering: What movie did Fuzzy watch? Well, I will tell you..

The first movie to be viewed in 2014 is:

1. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl


Curse of the Black Pearl stars Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow, Geoffrey Rush as Barbossa, Orlando Bloom as Will Turner, Keira Knightly as Elizabeth Swann, and Jack Davenport as Norrington. The Curse of the Black Pearl is the first of four Pirates of the Caribbean films, with a rumored fifth and sixth in development. The movie was released in 2003, and ranks at number 225 on iMDb's Top 250. The Curse of the Black Pearl won several awards including the 2004 Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role (Johnny Depp).

Tune in later tonight, possibly tomorrow, for movie number 2.

*** I will recap the movies watched for the week on Saturday, including up to date lists.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

January 1, 2014

Last year, at this time, Fuzzy was on his way to creating a blog so he could give out a daily dish of the big F.U. While successful in the beginning, time because his enemy. The blog posts dwindled, and Fuzzy wound up disappearing. However, on New Year's Eve, Fuzzy returned. And he promises to bring a new adventure to The Daily Dose of the Big F.U. Blog.

As mentioned last night, I am going to challenge myself to watch at least 365 (or more) movies in 365 days. I am also going to incorporate 52 TV series seasons into this challenge. So at least one movie a day and one TV series season a week. Doable you say? I say more than doable. 

I promised to start posting tonight with my first movie. And I shall. I haven't watched a movie yet today, nor have I began to plan which movie I will watch. But, I have an idea.

Let me list the rules of my challenge:

1. Most movies will count, including animated movies or foreign films.
2. Documentaries will NOT count.
3. Made for TV movies (such as Sharknado) will NOT count. The movie must have been released in the theater or direct to disc/video on demand. Made for TV movies are neither.
4. TV series seasons must start in 2014. Any season started in 2013 will NOT count. For instance, Walking Dead season 4 will NOT count to the challenge, but Game of Thrones season 4 will.
5. British TV series will count.
6. TV series MUST be at least 10 episodes each. If a season or series is only 6 episodes, it WILL NOT count.
7. I WILL count Netflix series such as House of Cards.

Now, let the movie watching begin!

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The End of A Shitty Year

So, in just a few short hours, 2013 comes to a close. Good riddance. Too many bad things happened to too many good people I know. Family members got sick and spent several months in the hospital, missing the holidays. Family of friends haven't had the healthiest of years. And too many people I know are still struggling to make it in this economy. A new friend is dealing with family issues as well. 2014 has to be better, right?

So, I do have one final Big F.U. to dish out. The final F.U goes to 2013... Hey, 2013, FUCK YOU!!!!




On a final note, Time hasn't been kind to me this year. I started out with an article close to daily as 2013 began. Yes, I remember, Kim K received the first F.U. The year was highlighted by Evan Rachel Wood reading my article on paparazzi, and retweeting it to her fans. This blog didn't even come close to matching the amount of views for the next two days. Evan Rachel Wood, you rock! Fuck the haters!

But, as 2013 draws to a close, and a new year is upon us, I have decided to take this blog in a new direction. No longer will I dish out a Big F.U. (though, I am sure someone will piss me off to the point where I just need to let them have it). I will, however, do one of those 365 movies in 365 days challenge. That's right. My plan is to watch 365 (or more) movies in 2014. Now, I am not restricting myself to special challenges daily, weekly, or monthly like other challenges. Instead, I am just going to watch 365 movies with no rhyme or reason. Not going to celebrate Oscar week by watching movies which have one an Oscar. I'm not dedicating a week to holiday movies, or movies with a number in the title. Nope. Just simply 365 (or more) movies in 365 days. Yes, movies seen in the theater will count.

So, starting tomorrow night, Fuzzy Urlachter becomes a movie hound!

Happy New Year everyone. Be safe and enjoy!

Sunday, July 14, 2013

No Justice. No Peace.

We the jury in the State of Florida vs. George Zimmerman find the defendant NOT GUILTY. And with those two words, a murderer goes free.

First, I want to say FUCK YOU to anyone who does not think this had anything to do with race. it absolutely did. How do I know? Well, Zimmerman profiled a young black teen wearing a hoodie. Because of this, he right away assumed the kid was doing something wrong. What was he doing wrong? Being black, and out at 7:09 in the evening. And for wearing a hoodie. Plain and simple. This had EVERYTHING to do about race.

And don't give me the bullshit line that Zimmerman was Hispanic. I don't care. Hispanic people cannot racially profile black people? Why, cause both are considered minorities? Only a racist asshole would say something as stupid as there was no racial profiling due to Zimmerman's ethnic background.

I won't focus on the actual events of that night. The truth is, we really don't know exactly what happened. We have one side of the story only, George Zimmerman. And we have to take his side with a grain of salt. Do we really believe he told the truth? I doubt it. He shot someone, was inconsistent with his statements, and lied. He acted like someone who did something wrong, knew it, and made stuff up to not get in trouble. What I will focus on are a few key points the prosecutors failed in making their case, my opinions of that night, and will comment on many of the idiotic and brain dead comments I saw on social media tonight. And at the end of this article, I will dish out a Big F.U. In fact, I may be dishing out several.

Ok, so, where did the prosecution fail? Everywhere. Why did they not bring out the fact that George Zimmerman's head was NOT being bashed against concrete, but instead, the fight took place on the grass? Common sense would tell ANYONE that if someone's head was bashed against concrete 25 times, as George Zimmerman claimed, then he would have already been dead, or at a minimum unconscious and with much worse brusing that a little cut on the back of his head. I mean seriously folks, the head contains your brain. The skull protects your brain. People have had their skulls broken by less. Twenty-five bashes against concrete. And only a little cut. No broken skull. No brain damage. Never lost consciousness. And yet, the prosecution never once thought this was something to present to the jury?

Zimmerman claimed he short Trayvon in self defense. Why didn't the prosecution turn that around on him and claim Trayvon was the one who was actually acting in self defense? I mean, think about it. If you were 17, a kid in reality, and someone was following you, wouldn't you be scared? Wouldn't you be afraid the person following you was looking to do some sort of hard to you? Well, if, and let stress IF, Trayvon did approach Zimmerman, wouldn't he be acting in self defense? YES. The prosecution should have made this point over and over.

Where else did the prosecution fail? Well, actually, their entire case was a failure. As I watched recaps of the proceedings I found myself sitting in amazement. The prosecution did a TERRIBLE job. I wondered to myself, "These people are being paid for this?" If I were the tax payers of Sanford (state of Florida) I would be demanding my money back. Poor excuse of a prosecution. Very poor. I truly felt as if they were just going through the motions, as if they did NOT want to be there. Remember, they were not going to charge Zimmerman at all. Not until the protests came. Not until this became national news. Not until they looked like idiots for not bringing this sooner. Yes, I truly believe they did NO want to try this case. And purposely sabatoged any chance of getting a conviction. The closing arguments were the straw that broke the camel's back. Not once did they ever act as if they were 100% sure of their case. No successful prosecutor should EVER act that way. EVER.

I think this last paragraph really states it all. I can go on and on about how bad the prosecution was, but I'd be writing for days. Plus, I am sure many of you were following the trial, either on TV or in the newspapers, or maybe online. I don't want to bore you any more than you may already be with the trial.

So, what exactly is my opinion of the whole situation? George Zimmerman got away with murder. Plain and simple. However, this is our justice system, for better or worse. The system is broke. The system does not work no matter what anyone says. It is what it is. In the end, no matter what you think of the verdict, truth is, no one is a winner. A young man is dead. A family is destroyed. And the killer will forever have to live with what he did, despite not going to jail. Lives were lost and ruined that night in February, 2012. No one comes out a winner.

Now, let me address some of the comments I have been reading online. Someone actually said you have the right to follow anyone you want, and when that person you are following approaches you, you can kill the one you were following in self defense. Um, really? REALLY? Walk down a street, a dark alley, and tell me you wouldn't be shit scared if someone was following you. Of course you would be.

Now, say you stop and ask the person following you, "What's your problem?" Does that give that person the right to shoot you just because you approached them? Um. NO. So, you are being followed, in a dark alley by a shady figure. You are scared. You think something bad may happen to you. You fear for your life. Isn't this what SELF DEFENSE is based on? YES. How can the person stalking you (which is against the law by the way) wind up with the right to defend themselves by killing you (in fear of their life) when they were the one perpetrating the act? Baffles my mind the way people think. I fear for this country. I really do. Americans are truly assholes.

I have seen other comments regarding this not being a race issue. I addressed this in the beginning. Yes, this is a race issue. Oh, and no, this has nothing to do with liberals or conservatives. Though, I must say, conservatives are celebrating the jury's decision while liberals are rightfully pointing out the injustice. I guess the saying is true, just because you are a conservative does not make you a racist, but if you are a racist you are probably a conservative (Republican). But back to the race issue. Yes, again, this is a race issue. A young black teen, wearing a hoodie, was profiled. Would Zimmerman have followed a white teenager? I would say no. He profiled Trayvon because of the color of his skin and clothes he was wearing. In this wannabe cop's mind, Trayvon was guilty. Zimmerman was Trayvon's judge, jury and executioner. Zimmerman had his day in court. Trayvon was not given his day to prove his innocence.

And people, can we stop saying Zimmerman is innocent? Not guilty does not mean INNOCENT. It means, NOT GUILTY. It means the prosecution did not prove their cause beyond a reasonable doubt (and facts are, they didn't). It does not mean Zimmerman is an innocent man.

Ok, so who gets the big F.U.'s? Well, there are several. Oh and no, I will not post their pictures.

Ann Coulter: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU UGLY SKANK!!!! She actually had the nerve to tweet HALLELUJAH. Really? I hope you die you miserable bitch. The day you die, I will take to the streets and scream HALLELUJAH. I just hope you die by the bullet from a gun, shot by a white dude. Or black dude. Either way. I'd be in my glory.

Geraldo Rivera: Jackass had his nose broken by Neo-Nazis. Well, too bad they didn't do more than break his nose. He actually believed, because of Trayvon's clothes, the boy was guilty and Zimmerman had a right to kill him. He then said the women on the jury, after seeing Trayvon, would have shot and killed him too. Really Geraldo? I used to respect you. But you know what? You belong on Fox News with the rest of the crazies and ignorant assholes. You are as brain dead as they are. Geraldo, FUCK YOU!

The jury: Are you women that moronic? Are you that dumb? I just hope none of your children are ever slain in the same fashion as Trayvon Martin. If if they ever are, God forbid, I hope their killer walks. Gets off, just like you let this murdering scum bag walk. Fuck you!

The prosecution: This was the best you could do? And then have the balls to defend your case? Really? I'm not a lawyer, and I could have gotten at least manslaughter on this douche bag. You should be fired. You should never be allowed to prosecute another case. You are a disgrace to the legal profession.

The citizens in the state of Florida: Are you all mental? Has the sun fried your brains? First Casey Anthony, now George Zimmerman? I thought Californians were dumb when it came time for trials, but you now take that mantel. You are a disgrace to the U.S. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

And finally George Zimmerman: You murdering bastard. You wanna be cop asshole. You fit in perfectly with the rest of the racist cops in Florida. I hope you get what is coming to you. And you will. Karma is a bitch. You may be a free man tonight, but are you really free? You will be living with your demons until the day you die you piece of trash. You will suffer. And I hope you suffer horribly.

Well, there we go. I could have written more, but honestly, I'm tired. Tired of this system of justice where the guilty are set free, the innocent are executed, and minor offenders serve more time in prison than murders or child molesters do. The system is broke. The system needs to be fixed.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Guess Who's Back. Back Again. Fuzzy's Back. Tell A Friend!

Happy Hump Day everyone. Hopefully all of you (or at least some of you) well be getting their hump on today, or tonight, which ever fits your schedule.

So, some of you may be wondering where I've been. I mentioned it a few times. The month of February was a total wash. I made a career change, out of necessity, which required two weeks of school training, state testing, and research... lots and lots of research. Well, I'm proud to say I completed the two week course (which I passed) and took my state test (which I also passed). I'm close to my decision who to work for. I hope to make that decision in the next day or two.

January, my first month writing this blog, was awesome. I can never forget the day I wrote the article about paparazzi. Actress Evan Rachel Wood responded to my tweet to her about my article and linked the blog on her tweet to her followers/fan. That day was unreal. That article has the most views for my blog. I also believe I gained a lot of readers because of her. So Ms. Wood, if you do happen to read the blog, I want to once again thank you for that day. And congratulations on your pregnancy!

What's in store for the Daily Dose of the Big F.U. in the month of March? Honestly, I don't know. I miss writing for you. I miss dishing out the big F.U. to those worthy receivers. But time has not been my friend. And I may only get busier when I finally get in with a real estate broker and begin my new career path.

Wow, just thinking about it makes me nervous. Real estate is a huge difference from my previous industry. But it is a challenge I accept. Sometimes you have to get out of your comfort zone in order to make things happen. And I have other plans for my personal life. Plans that include opening my own production company, writing screen plays, and producing my own movies. Who knows if that dream will ever be a reality. I plan on at least trying. You never know what will happen unless you try. I may fail. but I will always get back up.

That leads me to the blog. I had and still have ambitious plans for this blog. I'll share these plans with you in a  future article. I want to take the blog in a different direction. Don't worry, I'll still dish out F.U.s. And I will still share with you celebrities I am a fan of, and movies and shows I love. I have one such article planned! My hope is to open your mind and expose you to entertainment you may not have been exposed to before. To me, entertainment is a spice of life and helps make each day that much better!

Well, that is all for now. Be on the look out for future articles, coming soon. We are expecting one last blast of winter weather tonight. Possible two to six inches of wet, heavy snow Wednesday night into Thursday morning, and possible power outages. I'll be offline due to the storm. I may get at least one of my planned articles out this weekend, if power cooperates!

Before I go, I would be remiss if I didn't dish out one F.U. I can't help it but I have the urge to once again tell Kim Kardashian FUCK OFF! I am so sick of this talentless hack. I wish she would disappear into the abyss. Go away. Just go away and never come back. And take that jackass loser Kanye with you. We would be better off as a society if the two of you disappeared forever.

So readers, join me in once again giving Kim Kardashian the big F.U.


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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Update

As I have said in a few previous posts, as well as tweets, I've been taking classes to obtain a state license for my business. Classes just ended. In order to pass the course we had to pass one of two final exams. Well, I passed them both. Barely passing the first one but acing the second. I have set up a date for my state exam. Once I pass the state exam, I'll be licensed. This is a major career change for me. I'm nervous, I admit. But excited at the same time.

I'm studying all day, every day, during this week before my exam, so no new articles. I do apologize for that. But I need to take care of things in my personal life. I'll get back to writing more articles, I promise. I won't leave you!

Until then, message me on Twitter. Or hook up with me on Facebook. I'd love to chat with each and every one of you!

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Better Late Than Never, Right?

I know, I'm late. The day is almost over. But, I have an excuse. A good one. Busy! Busy! Busy! But, that doesn't mean I forgot about you. How can I? You are all great!

I want to send out a happy Valentine's Day to all the lovely ladies who read Daily Dose of the Big F.U. even though I haven't been posting daily. I have some good news on the horizon, personal good news. I'll probably be limited for the next week or so as I prepare for a huge state exam.

So, ladies, here you go, some roses for all of you...



Opps wrong roses!!!! Here you go, the real roses for you lovelies!



Hope you all had a wonderful Valentine's Day!

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Fox News or A Joke?



Sorry it's been a while since I posted. Class is kicking my ass. But, it is almost over. As long as I pass this class I can take my state exam. I'll know Friday of this week. If I pass, I'm scheduling my state exam right away. I want to get licensed as fast as I can. So fear not Fuzzy Fans, I'm still here. And now, time for some F.U.!

As some of you probably guessed, I am not a Fox News fan. I even have a problem calling them news. They are a propaganda machine for the right wing, basis no news story on fact, and if they do try, they fail. They are a crumbling news network. The last Presidential election proved just how unreliable this so-called network is. And people wonder why Fox News viewers are the most misinformed?

Well, Fox News did it again. Trying to promote "traditional marriage" Fox News ran a picture of a bride and groom kissing after sharing their vows. But, there was only one problem. The couple was lesbian. That's right. Two women getting married. And Fox News ran the picture. And we wonder why Fox News is at record lows in ratings? Well, maybe cause they are a bunch of inbred twits.

Here is the picture:






















Picture is courtesy of Being Liberal (Facebook page).


So, people, laugh at those brain dead idiots over there at Fox News. Yet another misstep for this poor excuse of a news network.

Oh and Rupert Murdoch and the rest of the Fox News morons, FUCK YOU!



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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

This Is A Call To All Members of Fuzz Nation

I'm sure you have noticed I haven't posted as much as I did when I first started this blog. That is because I've been a tad busy of late with school. My nights aren't free as they once were, studying and reviewing the material covered in class. Good thing is, this class is only two weeks long. Bad thing is, there is a lot of cramming I need to do so I can pass my state test and become a licensed sales rep. More about that as time passes by.

However, I do feel as if I am letting my readers down. And disappointment is NOT what I am about. I want to bring you enjoyment. I want to bring you entertainment. I want to put a smile on your face. I want to be the one who makes you realize it is okay to tell one person, or a group of people to fuck off (though I don't recommend doing it in person... could lead to permanent injury LOL). I'll get articles out when I can, once I have something prepared, ready for me to shoot off at the hip, or mouth, or how ever that saying goes.

Which brings me to this post. I do want things to be interactive. I don't feel I've succeeded in that aspect. One, maybe two articles had a reply to it. But that has been it. I was hoping people would comment either here on the blog or on Facebook, even on Twitter. We have had some interactivity, but not much.

Something else I wanted to do was have guest authors. I know there are people you want to give the finger to on a daily basis. Heck, I see Facebook posts!!!! Well, instead of putting it on Facebook, how about venting here? Talk to me. Tell me who you want to rage against. I'll work with you in getting your article posted. Especially now since I will be tied up (no, not in the good way: to a bed with a hot young blond looking to make me her boy toy for a night, or two, or three) with school, studying, and test preparations.

What do you say readers? Want to write an article where you flip someone off? Then please email me at thebigfublog@gmail.com or send me a message on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/DailyDoseOfTheBigFu or on Twitter: @FuzzyUrlachter. I want to hear from you.


Monday, February 4, 2013

Please... SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

We are in the year 2013. We live in America. We live in a country where all men (and women) are created equal. Unless you are a Republican. Then the only people created equal are white men. Minorities, homosexuals, and women you aren't invited to the party, so don't bother showing up. That notion was pretty evident during the last election cycle. White Republican males couldn't keep their feet out of their mouths any time the talk centered around women's rights, rape, and abortion. Ever since Barack Obama became President four years ago, white males (Republican white males) have been in a tizzy. A black man is in the White House. The world was going to end. Well guess what scumbags? The world is still here.

And why are Republicans so against homosexual rights? What are they afraid of? Are they afraid we will find out half of the God fearing, Bible humping, good Christian Republican males are actually.... GAY? I mean, how many married Republican males in Congress have had flings with their male staffers? Or solicited sex in men's bathrooms? Google it. There have been plenty. And why are they so worried about the definition of marriage? They keep harping on marriage being between one man and one woman. They claim homosexual marriage would ruin the sanctity of marriage. Um, aren't heterosexual couples doing a good enough job of that? Look at the sham marriages of Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian. Kim's lasted what, 72 days? Britney's first marriage, to Jason Allen Alexander lasted all of 55 hours. Then she married Kevin Federline in 2004, only to divorce him in 2007. Here is another one for ya. David Vitter, Louisiana Republican. Dropped out of the Governor race because.... he had a relationship with a prostitute WHILE MARRIED! And guess where he stands on same sex marriage? He wants a Constitutional amendment banning same sex couples from legally getting married. So, I guess it is okay to fuck a hooker behind your wife's back. I guess cheating is okay as long as you are a straight male. Right?

What I find truly funny is, Republicans proclaim to be of deep Christian faith. But then, they hate anyone who isn't white or rich. Figure that out. Those are some good Christian morals.

Which brings me to the person who wins today's Big F.U. (and the first one I am dishing out in a few days). The Boy Scouts of America are considering lifting the strict ban on gay membership. Welcome to 2013 Boy Scouts of America! But of course, some sexist, racist, inbred moron had to open his big fat mouth and spouted off about this possible change.

Rick Perry, the moronic governor of Texas (gee, why can't Texans elect governors who are smart?) has now come out and denounced the Boy Scouts of America's plan to revisit the ban. He claims that the Boy Scouts are caving to popular culture. Popular Culture? Really Rick? Is that the best you could do? You are a hater, a bigot, and nothing more. I guess we should have expected something as asinine as this coming from the man who owns a hunting ground called "Niggerhead." Want to take us back to 1950 Rick?

Texans, please, do us a favor and get yourself educated. You keep voting for these bigots. Makes you all look bad. And Texan politicians stay in your state and stop trying to come on to the national scene, especially President. Nothing good has come out of Texas (this includes Jessica Simpson, Dallas Cowboys, Texas Rangers, and the Bushes). Stay home. Leave the rest of us who want to see this country PROGRESS, not REGRESS alone. And if you really want to keep talking about succession, I'll do you one better. I'd vote for selling Texan back to Mexico and make you all Mexicans. You would all lose your American citizenship. We'd then build an electrified fence around the border and keep it protected with our military. You try to cross, we'd shoot your ass. How do you like that now Texans? Sounds good to you still? I know it sounds good to me.

So, readers, join me in giving Rick Perry the Big (I'm just going to say it cause he deserves it) FUCK YOU!


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Sunday, February 3, 2013

House of Cards Review

Took me one and a half days to get through 13 episodes (hey, Fuzzy needs his sleep). But, I did not want to stop watching. Netflix has a winner on its hands with their original series "House of Cards".

"House of Cards" delves deep into the political underworld of the United States government. Back room deals, behind closed doors manipulation. Destroying political careers of your opponents. Using the media (especially unaware and desperate for success journalists). All in the name of power. Lies. Betrayal. Marital infidelity. This is Washington DC.

Kevin Spacey does an outstanding job as Congressman Francis Underwood. He brings this southern Democrat to life. Makes you feel as though Underwood could be a Congressman in reality. Underwood, seeks revenge for not being appointed Secretary of State and unleashes a plan that would bring down several politicians, all while trying to work toward his ultimate goal: POWER. Spacey 's acting ability is above and beyond many other Hollywood stars today. Perfect casting for this character.

I admit. I am a fan of Kate Mara. I've enjoyed her work, especially in "Happythankyoumoreplease". However, her talents come to the forefront in House of Cards. Ms. Mara plays a hungry journalist, Zoe Barnes. Her goal: become a top journalist at Washington Herald, no matter what price she has to pay. She befriends Congressman Underwood, who leaks her information as to what is going on on Capitol Hill. Her desire eventually becomes her downfall. She realizes she was used by Underwood, not just for helping him carry out his plan (though she doesn't seem to know that is what she is doing) as well as for sex. She becomes humble again after she moves on to a web blog, Slug Line.

Corey Stoll has to be given equal mention here. His character, Congressman Peter Russo is truly the tragic character of the series. He is a womanizer, drug user, and alcohol abuser whose past includes soliciting prostitutes. He is a divorced father of two who winds up falling in love with his secretary. Little does Russo know, he is just a pawn in Underwood's quest for power. He is used and abused more than Zoe Barnes, and the outcome is anything but happy for Peter.

Robin Wright's portrayal of Claire Underwood, Francis' wife, is brilliant. She plays the loving, caring wife to perfection. However, when you watch the series, you'll wonder if these two really do love each other. They seem to have an open marriage, with an understanding that each is allowed to sleep with others. And, at the same time, they claim they love each other.

Netflix has created another wonderful drama series. After the finale, I was craving more. Still am. And yet, I am also satisfied with the ending. Underwood's story concludes nicely, but more could be told. If Netflix does not come up with a second season, then fine. As I said, Underwood's story ended. But, there are some loose ends and possible cliff hangers that can be explored in a second season. Here's hoping "House of Cards" is a success, and Netflix orders a second season.

My recommendation: if you have a Netflix streaming account, watch "House of Cards" especially if you are interested in politics. If you do not have a Netflix streaming account, sign up. "House of Cards" is worth the registration.

Friday, February 1, 2013

It's Friday, and I'm In Love...

What? Oh no, Fuzzy hasn't found love. Well, maybe he has. A new Netflix original program called "House of Cards" starring Kevin Spacey. I'm only a few episodes into the 13 episode "season" but my God is it good. Has my complete attention. Kevin Spacey is an acting genius.


I'll provide a full review once I finish the entire season. I don't want to break the reviews us show by show. I'm too into the show, riveted by the story line, the acting, the drama. And Kate Mara... Wow, what a job she does in the show. Excellent!

Here is the cast:

Kevin Spacey - Representative Francis Underwood, Democrat from South Carolina. Francis is Majority Whip. After being passed up for the position of Secretary of State after being promised the nomination, he hatches a plan to seek revenge on the newly elected President

Robin Wright - Claire Underwood, Francis' wife

Kate Mara - Zoe Barnes, a reporter for the Washington Herald. She is tired of being a "metro" journalist, and seeks more of a top reporting role. She befriends Francis Underwood and breaks insider government information

Corey Stoll - Representative Peter Russo. He is a Democrat from Pennsylvania, who is known in the "circle" as a womanizer. He is engaged in an office romance with his secretary even though he continues to cavort with prostitutes while drinking and doing drugs.

Kristen Connolly - Christina Gallagher. Peter Russo's secretary and partner in their office affair.

Sakina Jaffrey - Linda Vasquez. Chief of Staff to the newly elected President.

Constance Zimmer - Janine Skorsky. Another reporter for Washington Herald.

Sandrine Holt - Gillian Cole. Leads a grass-roots organization which provides clean water to third-world countries.

Michael Gill - President Garrett Walker

Jayne Atkinson - Senator Catherine Durant

Mahershala Ali - Remy Danton, a lobbyist

Michael Kelly - Doug Stamper

Sebastian Arcelus - Lucas Goodwin

Ben Daniels - Adam Galloway

Boris McGiver - Tom Hammerschmidt

Dan Ziskie - Jim Matthews

Here is one of the trailers for House of Cards. Just click the link.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Thank You For Your Patience

Well, I have to admit, it has been a tough week for me. Ever feel like nothing is going right, and that nothing will ever go right again? Yea, that is how I felt this week. Just felt like things were crumbling all around me. Nothing seemed to go my way, no matter what I did. I needed the few days to recollect my thoughts and to put things in motion. Something happened Tuesday that has prompted this and also inspired my next article. I'll explain in detail when I put the article up on Monday, maybe even Sunday night.

Also, I'm going to be in classes for the next two weeks. I'm probably going to be studying a lot so I can pass the real estate license test. But that will not stop me from putting articles up. I may just post them the night before instead of the morning of. So just be aware.

Don't worry readers, Fuzzy is not leaving you. I'll still be here. And I'll be dishing out the Big F.U. as much as ever! Along with some F.U.'s I'm going to be doing articles on issues that plague our daily lives, expressing my opinions and asking you for yours (and encouraging respectful debate). And I am going to continue to explore an expansion of this blog. Why? Cause I want to entertain all of you!

By the way, anyone want to be a guest writer, please contact me at thebigfublog@gmail.com.

Until then, keep safe and keep giving assholes the middle finger!



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